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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Brothers What a Pain

This is the story of how my youngest brother trashed my room. It all started with a book. A book with the name of How To Drive Your Sister Crazy. My brother picked it out from the library and brought it home. He didn't touch it for DAYS and i thought he forgot about it...that is until I picked it up. He immediately spotted the book and yanked it out of my hands. I didn't even get to open it! So he went on to read the whole book in a day and show it to EVERY ONE in the family besides ME! So he showed it to my mom, dad, and other brother. He kept careful guard over it for the next two days. Then i got my revenge, he left the book in the dinning room and he was on the computer so i took the book and read it. Now i knew what his master plan would be so i could stop it. Of course that didn't happen he beat me to it. I just came home from school when he asked me,"When are you gonna go up to your room?" I stared at him. He never asked me that or asked me anything for that matter. So i told him later and then went upstairs. He followed me as i stepped into my room. It was a NIGHTMARE! He knocked over my little glass figurines *thankfully nothing was broken* and he put every thing in all the wrong spots including about ten bazillion things in my bed and on the ladder to my bed, just so you know its a loft bed. I turned on him and you wana know what he did! he SMILED at me, SMILED!!! Out of ALL the things he could've done he SMILED. Then he spoke up, "How do you like your room?" I yelled at him to get out and then i chased him around the house until my mom go home. It was all from that one itty bitty book. I am warning all the older sisters out there. If you EVER see your younger brother *maybe even your sister* holding that book, grab it and RUN! Or if you own it, destroy it. It inflicts pain to the older sister race. NEVER GET THAT BOOK OR FACE ITS CONSEQUENCES!!!! Im just warning you all so you don't end up with a messed up room that will take FOREVER to clean.
Good luck to you all!

1 comment:

  1. So your parents never said anything about what your brother did?

    Here's what I would do. Wait for a while. Don't lt your brother know you are angry at him. In fact, be the oppisite around him. Act really sweet and be helpful to him. But give him little knowing smiles every now and then. (this is to make him be really nervouse and wary of you. Sometimes the mentle punishments can be satisfying):P
    Be prepared for him to be mean, nasty and to do tricks. He ev might unfairly try to use your parenta against you having already seen that they will not protect you.
    If your parents question or accuse you of doing something to your brother, just point out to them how helpful and nice you have been to him. hen calmly ask why it is ok for him to be me to you and invade your room yet they are getting on you for being nice. Ask them what they would rather have. A nice daughter or one who acts like the brother. Hopefully the parents are not bent on makin glife miserable for you. Goon your way. Now after waiting for a while, maybe a week after he did what he di, sneak in hs room and do something devious. Make sure nothing is broken or ruined cause you don't want to get in trouble. If you want to be really creative. I bet you coulg google something about how to get back at little brothers. If they have books out on how to cause trouble for sisters, then there must be something about brothers.
    Don't know how much help this would be, but....GOOD LUCK SULGIRL! I hope you succeed! :)